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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The End of History

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mareino
1542 days ago
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Medieval Iran had a version of this. In "Shahnameh" (the Book of Kings), almost every military campaign is described in terms of the senior-most general or royal from each side dueling on the battlefield.
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matthewtckr
1544 days ago
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This is how Terry Crews came to power
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rickhensley
1544 days ago
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Well at least the stodgy old men wouldn't be running things this way. But thinking about the "youths" that would be victorious, I'm maybe more scared.
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The wars between the "OTHER PRIMATES OPEN THEM FROM THE SMALL END" faction versus the "BUT THE LITTLE BIT OF BANANA AT THE SMALL END IS GROSS" faction consumed Europe for generations.

alt-text: The wars between the "OTHER PRIMATES OPEN THEM FROM THE SMALL END" faction versus the "BUT THE LITTLE BIT OF BANANA AT THE SMALL END IS GROSS" faction consumed Europe for generations.

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matthewtckr
2407 days ago
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Didn't realize I was so far on the spectrum, sitting here eating upside-down bananas and organizing all my socks into a giant pile.
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